So I'm sitting here and its around 10:30 and I'm working on some gay engineering shit that I'm never going to use again and I got the great idea to grab a beer. Now there is an art to mastering the combination of beer and homework. The ultimate goal is to get as drunk as possible while finishing your homework and making sure you wake up on time to turn it in for class. After it is turned in you can of course pass out on the desk or do what I do, which is of course just leave.
Tonight I am caressing the pleasant beer of Samuel Adams white ale. Man this is one of the classiest beers I've ever had. If you drink Sam Adams it says you are a sophisticated yet rugged man who prefers the classier things in life. But also if anybody tries to mess with you, you will of course give them a fat lip.
But I digress, Lets go over some of the history of Samuel Adams. It was founded by that big nosed guy you see in the commercials; his name is Jim Koch. This guy thought in 1984 that America deserved and better beer, and guess what he created Sam Adams. I like the Boston lager, i mean of course I am a classy man, but the white ale takes the cake in this one.
Even though Sam Adams is huge, watch out for the Clearwater Brewery. Oh you've never heard of it? That's because I'm going to start it up later in life and run the world of beer.
Peace out and Stay Classy
2 comments:
YES - now that is a whole new definition of classy.
I need to meet you
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